Kasey “I have to put $100 in my Mom’s bank account tomorrow.”
Patrick: “Okay.” (pause) “Wait, what for?”
Kasey “I don’t want to tell you.”
Patrick “Did you buy a bunch of Avon?”
Kasey “No… worse.”
Patrick “Shampoo??”
Kasey “Yes — but it was such a good deal — her hairdresser friend gets a discount!”
Patrick “How much did you buy?”
Kasey “Three gallons.”
Patrick ” THREE GALLONS OF SHAMPOO??”
Kasey “And conditioner!”

Thankfully he just laughed & is okay with me buying a couple years worth of shampoo & conditioner at one time. : )